I am a boy. I knit *gasp*. I also do various other artsy craftsy things.
...Is there any sort of ritual I can perform to purge bad knitting karma?
Ritualistically burn a skein of fun-fur while reading aloud the texts of the high-priestess (aka Elizabeth Zimmerman). That should do it.
I was thinking about commiting a skein of undyed virgin wool to an end in a moth-infested closet...
I know the perfect way to clear bad knitting karma....give away all of your yarn ... I would gladly help you clean your karma. :-)
Every knitted item should have a flaw - just toss it behind the chair and have a cold drink.Or a sacremental poptart.
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